Something you never say to a Woman

"You remind me of my Mother" -Car Repair Guy

In his defense, he asked me how I knew that my brakes needed fixed and I said:
"Driving around these last few months has heightened my awareness, sharpened my reflexes, and occasionally brought me closer to God."

He laughed and said that I reminded him of is wife.

Then I brought out my new jacket and started pinning the facing to the lapel, that's when I reminded him of his mother.
I said, "If you ever tell you wife that while she's cooking, don't eat anything that she serves."